J. Flacco
QB · 2010–2025 · 73 appearances · 979.4 total pts · 13.4 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 |  Valenzuela,  Waxman | CIN | 2 | 33.2 | 16.6 |
| 2023 |  Freundlich | IND | 3 | 58.3 | 19.4 |
| 2018 |  Bronchtein,  Baumann | BAL | 3 | 25.5 | 8.5 |
| 2016 |  Banys, Baumann | BAL | 8 | 107.4 | 13.4 |
| 2015 | Valenzuela, Freundlich | BAL | 2 | 24.9 | 12.5 |
| 2014 |  Becker-Parton,  Ballard | BAL | 9 | 137.0 | 15.2 |
| 2013 |  Wood | BAL | 9 | 115.1 | 12.8 |
| 2012 | Valenzuela | BAL | 9 | 115.9 | 12.9 |
| 2011 | Wood | BAL | 15 | 178.0 | 11.9 |
| 2010 | Freundlich | BAL | 13 | 184.0 | 14.2 |
Week-by-Week History
2025 — CIN — 2 weeks, 33.2 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | Valenzuela | Jauan me to eat your butt | QB | CIN | NYJ | 24.3 |
| 11 | Waxman | Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts | QB | CIN | @PIT | 8.9 |
2023 — IND — 3 weeks, 58.3 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | QB | IND | PIT | 13.9 |
| 16 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | QB | IND | @ATL | 22.8 |
| 17 | Freundlich | Bijan Curious | QB | IND | LV | 21.7 |
2018 — BAL — 3 weeks, 25.5 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Bronchtein | Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water | BN | BAL | @CLE | 10.2 |
| 8 | Baumann | Pop a Chubb-y | QB | BAL | @CAR | 7.1 |
| 9 | Baumann | Pop a Chubb-y | BN | BAL | PIT | 8.2 |
2016 — BAL — 8 weeks, 107.4 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | BUF | 12.0 |
| 2 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | @CLE | 14.2 |
| 3 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | @JAX | 9.8 |
| 4 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | LV | 22.0 |
| 5 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | WAS | 13.0 |
| 6 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | @NYG | 12.3 |
| 7 | Banys | Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score | BN | BAL | @NYJ | 4.0 |
| 10 | Baumann | Siemian on her TDs | QB | BAL | CLE | 20.1 |
2015 — BAL — 2 weeks, 24.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Valenzuela | 1800HARTLINEBLING | BN | BAL | @PIT | 6.6 |
| 10 | Freundlich | Antonio Brown Lives Matter | QB | BAL | JAX | 18.3 |
2014 — BAL — 9 weeks, 137.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | QB | BAL | @TB | 32.2 |
| 7 | Becker-Parton | Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring | QB | BAL | ATL | 12.7 |
| 10 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | QB | BAL | TEN | 10.6 |
| 11 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | BN | BAL | Bye | 0.0 |
| 12 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | QB | BAL | @NO | 13.9 |
| 13 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | QB | BAL | LAC | 23.3 |
| 14 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | QB | BAL | @MIA | 23.4 |
| 15 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | QB | BAL | JAX | 13.6 |
| 16 | Ballard | JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt | QB | BAL | @HOU | 7.3 |
2013 — BAL — 9 weeks, 115.1 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | @DEN | 18.5 |
| 2 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | CLE | 13.0 |
| 3 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | HOU | 6.8 |
| 4 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | @BUF | 11.9 |
| 5 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | @MIA | 10.1 |
| 6 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | GB | 20.3 |
| 7 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | @PIT | 14.0 |
| 8 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | Bye | 0.0 |
| 9 | Wood | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | BAL | @CLE | 20.5 |
2012 — BAL — 9 weeks, 115.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | QB | BAL | CLE | 22.6 |
| 5 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | @KC | 6.9 |
| 6 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | DAL | 13.6 |
| 7 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | @HOU | 6.6 |
| 8 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | Bye | 0.0 |
| 9 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | QB | BAL | @CLE | 12.2 |
| 10 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | LV | 29.7 |
| 11 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | @PIT | 6.5 |
| 12 | Valenzuela | CHROMED OUT PENIS | BN | BAL | @LAC | 17.8 |
2011 — BAL — 15 weeks, 178.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | PIT | 21.0 |
| 2 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | @TEN | 7.9 |
| 3 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | @LAR | 28.3 |
| 4 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | NYJ | 2.2 |
| 5 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | Bye | 0.0 |
| 6 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | HOU | 14.1 |
| 7 | Wood | Lord Porksword | QB | BAL | @JAX | 6.7 |
| 8 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | ARI | 10.9 |
| 9 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | @PIT | 14.0 |
| 10 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | @SEA | 13.0 |
| 11 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | CIN | 16.6 |
| 12 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | SF | 10.6 |
| 13 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | @CLE | 4.2 |
| 15 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | @LAC | 14.2 |
| 16 | Wood | Lord Porksword | BN | BAL | CLE | 14.3 |
2010 — BAL — 13 weeks, 184.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | QB | BAL | @NYJ | 6.1 |
| 2 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | @CIN | 3.1 |
| 3 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | CLE | 22.1 |
| 4 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | @PIT | 12.3 |
| 5 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | QB | BAL | DEN | 15.8 |
| 6 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | @NE | 19.9 |
| 7 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | QB | BAL | BUF | 19.9 |
| 8 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | Bye | 0.0 |
| 9 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | MIA | 19.3 |
| 10 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | @ATL | 19.9 |
| 11 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | @CAR | 14.0 |
| 12 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | TB | 17.4 |
| 13 | Freundlich | Ahmada banged yer mom Bradshaw | BN | BAL | PIT | 14.1 |